{"product_id":"sick-poem","title":"Sick (Poem) Not for sale Printable","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 24px;\"\u003eSick\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e“I cannot go to school today,”\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSaid little Peggy Ann McKay.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e“I have the measles and the mumps,\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA gash, a rash and purple bumps.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMy mouth is wet, my throat is dry,\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI’m going blind in my right eye.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMy tonsils are as big as rocks,\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI’ve counted sixteen chicken pox\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd there’s one more—that’s seventeen,\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd don’t you think my face looks green?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMy leg is cut—my eyes are blue—\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt might be instamatic flu.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI cough and sneeze and gasp and choke,\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI’m sure that my left leg is broke—\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMy hip hurts when I move my chin,\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMy belly button’s caving in,\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMy back is wrenched, my ankle’s sprained,\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMy ’pendix pains each time it rains.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMy nose is cold, my toes are numb.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI have a sliver in my thumb.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMy neck is stiff, my voice is weak,\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI hardly whisper when I speak.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMy tongue is filling up my mouth,\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI think my hair is falling out.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMy elbow’s bent, my spine ain’t straight,\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMy temperature is one-o-eight.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMy brain is shrunk, I cannot hear,\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThere is a hole inside my ear.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI have a hangnail, and my heart is—what?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhat’s that? What’s that you say?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYou say today is . . . Saturday?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eG’bye, I’m going out to play!”\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eShel Silverstein\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e1930 –1999\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ctable border=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd align=\"left\" data-sheets-value='{ \"1\": 2, \"2\": \"https:\\\/\\\/www.youtube.com\\\/watch?v=wV1N_iaiEJs\"}' height=\"17\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=wV1N_iaiEJs\"\u003ehttps:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=wV1N_iaiEJs\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e","brand":"Shel Silverstein","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53903100477723,"sku":"Poem","price":0.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0915\/4363\/4203\/files\/sick-poem-not-for-sale-printable-8932338.jpg?v=1788813853","url":"https:\/\/abcschoolsupplies.co.uk\/products\/sick-poem","provider":"ABC School Supplies ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}